Table Topics and Christmas (The Awkaward Version)

Table Topics - Christmas Break and Awkward Situations

• You invite your crush to an expensive restaurant, famous for its expensive and gourmet christmas menu. Your crush has some financial difficulties. Check please.  You forgot your wallet.
• You talk to your 5 y.o kid about Santa Claus, when your best friends is telling you that you should say to your son/daughter the truth about S.C existence. Your kid is looking you straight in the eyes.
• You are wearing a new fashionable pair of pants, having a good meal, unbutton the pants waist to feel some stomach relief…and standing up forgetting that the pants are unbuttoned. 
• You spend New Years Eve with your new GF/BF, who is a jealous person. Once the new year arrives, at 00.01 you have a new text message. The sender was your ex, and the content has dozens of hearts and starts with the following words: My only love. Your GF/BF read the first words as well. What do you say?
• Tomorrow is the Christmas gala of your Firm. You look forward to seducing a new colleague. The CEO calls you in her office and announces that you will be the Santa Claus for the gala. How do you change her mind?
• You start to think about the Christmas table. Your spouse has seen a documentary about vegetarianism and decided that this year every meal would be vegetarian. Even the dessert would be gluten free. What do you say?
• You are exhausted preparing next day's christmas table. You barely feel your body. You mother in law calls your spouse and announces that tomorrow at 6.00 am she will stop by to pick you up on her way to the morning Church service. And she is famous for being adamant in church issues. How can you avoid that?
• It's 31/12 and you and your team are exhausted from annual inventory process, but still you need two more hours to finish it. The CEO announces that you need to come the following day to finish the task, since the auditors would arrive in 02/01 early in the morning. What do you say to your team members.
• Awkward situation: You show up at a party completely over- or under-dressed for the affair.
  
• Awkward situation: Someone shows up wearing the same dress as you.
  
• How do you handle it when you’re given a gift, but don’t have one to give in return?